Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Of rice and the Philippines


There is a problem with regards to rice in our countries, like others I would like to give my own solution (not an expert, pero walang pakialaman blog ko to. :) ). My solution is for public officials to stop buying/eating rice. Why you ask? Here are my reasons:


1. It will lessen the weight of some of the officials (kaya siguro mahilig mag SUV/AUV mga local officials natin kasi majority of them cannot fit in a car, haha just kiddin). Lessening the government officials rice expenses would mean there would be lesser instances of corruption. Their food expenses will lessen, not unless they have side expenses ( si girl number 9 sa club).


2. The government officials would have a feeling of what it is like to have an American life wherein rice is not necessarily a part of the meals. ( If only itutuloy tuloy na nila and migrate to the states and die there, that would be heaven on earth)


3.(This reason will not give benefits to the government officials but it will give some advantage to the people) The government officials will lose energy in depending their "President". Hopefully it will lead to their demise. No I'm just kidding. ha ha.


I have doubts that there is really a problem, in my opinion there are a few people who are in cahoots with government officials and just want to create chaos and panic. Congratulations, your scheme is working. Congratulations once again because by doing this to the people you just earned yourself an express ticket to hell.

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