Of rice and the Philippines

There is a problem with regards to rice in our countries, like others I would like to give my own solution (not an expert, pero walang pakialaman blog ko to. :) ). My solution is for public officials to stop buying/eating rice. Why you ask? Here are my reasons:

1. It will lessen the weight of some of the officials (kaya siguro mahilig mag SUV/AUV mga local officials natin kasi majority of them cannot fit in a car, haha just kiddin). Lessening the government officials rice expenses would mean there would be lesser instances of corruption. Their food expenses will lessen, not unless they have side expenses ( si girl number 9 sa club).

2. The government officials would have a feeling of what it is like to have an American life wherein rice is not necessarily a part of the meals. ( If only itutuloy tuloy na nila and migrate to the states and die there, that would be heaven on earth)

3.(This reason will not give benefits to the government officials but it will give some advantage to the people) The government officials will lose energy in depending their "President". Hopefully it will lead to their demise. No I'm just kidding. ha ha.

I have doubts that there is really a problem, in my opinion there are a few people who are in cahoots with government officials and just want to create chaos and panic. Congratulations, your scheme is working. Congratulations once again because by doing this to the people you just earned yourself an express ticket to hell.

If superman was real

Just imagine if Superman was real there would be hell to pay for criminals. When i say criminals, they may or may not wear robes or Americanas. (ahem politicians ahem). If Superman was real there would be lesser instances of corruption because through the man of steel's see through power he could catch those mfers who steel from the people's money (hopefully he can kick their butts for us). There would also be no more need for many government departments and agencies that have only one function but so many names (MMDA,DPWH, LTO, LTFRB), superman could just help in building the roads and other infrastructure. Mabilis na less source of corruption pa.

Superman would have been the main defense against internal and external threats thus the people don't have to pay for the services of some military men who would rather serve their "commander -in- chief" rather than serve the people. But Superman is just a fiction, some thing not real and meant to be not real because he can make our lives easy. The world needs a superman, some one who could give hope at the same time someone credible enough to kick some aholes ass.